Baconator: Origins

Baconator: Origins

I am the Baconator. You may probably be wondering why. Well have you ever eaten a Baconator? They are fracking delicious. Like for real. Like imagine making a lasagna out of frickin baconators. I mean that just sounds straight up amazing. Like wow. Like like like....Sorry I have been rambling for a bit now. ANY WAY WHY A BACONATOR YOU ASK??? Well...........................it all started a long time ago in a small little town where the world was still and young and you could still pillage for women and villages without recourse. There once was a boy named Tesla who had a dream to eat the most amazing sammich the world had ever known.  So Tesla started to think and he thought and he thought and he thought and next thing you know he came up with the most awesome thing the world had never been able to conceive of.  IT was a battery powered cheeseburger with bacon deliciousness on it. IT WAS INSANE! but no one wanted to eat it and that was so very disappointing since millions of dollars had been invested into the creation of this sammich. But this didn't discourage young Tesla. He bucked up and decided he would not give up and would continue until the creation of said sammich.  

Then one day he had an idea. He would revolutionize the world with this sammich. He was going to go into the future and send a sammich back in time to save the existing world from its sammichless self. He just had to design a mechanism that could allow him to signal himself in the future of such an idea. So he decided to use reverse crank prank time phone that allows people to call others in the future.  Here is how the conversation proceeded:

Tesla: "Yo this is Tesla from the year 1892. I'm an 1890's kid and I'm trying to save the world from a sammichless horror. I'm you and you are the future me."

At first the future Tesla was skeptical but he decided to go for it.

Future Tesla: "Up yours you freak." And he hung up.

Tesla was discouraged but then, 5 years later, a sammich appeared at a local burger shop and it was rumored to be here to save the world. Tesla ran in and ordered feasted on the greatest sammich he had ever eaten. He called it the BACONATOR!  

Over a 100 years passed till one day I unearthed his story. I was so moved that I legally changed my name in honor of Tesla's story. And thus the Baconator was created and now exists within the interweb.


Ps. Not affiliated with that other baconator which came much later in time than the real baconator. This baconator is like 1000 times better than that Baconator.