Baconator Narwhal

Why a Narwhal made out of Bacon?

1. Bacon is delicious

2. A narwhal is literally a combination of a whale and a unicorn that fell into the ocean. I mean duh who doesn't know that?

Combine the two and you get a straight up Narwhal made out of bacon.

Now in order to maximize the above awesomeness, we need to get Bacon in its most awesome form.

Cue the Baconator. Its so delicious that its just straight up amazing for all and it fits the Narwhal theme. Now imagine said narwhal swimming through the ocean and suddenly he encounters a baconator and hes like "Woa that is the most baconest thing I have ever seen!" I think that I will merge and form a BACONATOR NARWHAL OF AWESOMENESS and go live in my AWESOME TOWER OF BACONESS UNDER THE SEA! You know how it is. A giant Baconator Narwhal swimming in the ocean living in a Tower made of Bacon in the great lost city of Baconlantis with all of his mermaids worshiping his awesome horn. Like for real, just imagine how awesome it must be for the Baconator Narwhal to own the ocean. Imagine Poseidon and Wendy gave birth and that baby had an imaginary friend that was actually real. Thats the baconator narwhal. Exactly....mind blown!


--Baconator