TESLA: Legendary

TESLA is the most awesome thing since the invention of the automobile. In fact, I was on yahoo the other day and I was extremely offended that they mentioned the TESLA MODEL S as a hybrid. I mean that is outrageous. ITS AN AWESOME AND OVER THE TOP ELECTRIC CAR. IT HAS NO ENGINE. HOW CAN IT BE A HYBRID WHEN IT HAS NO ENGINE??? Anyway, enough ranting, so I want one and am determined to obtain one as my next car.  TESLA is the future and as soon as they can create a car that is in the $30,000 range, then all other companies are straight up screwed. ---Baconator. 


So the other day, I saw a Tesla driving down the road. I mean its not the same as when I saw hundreds of them, but it was pretty monumental. Tesla is the future of cars and if you think that I'm crazy then you can watch me drive my Tesla away silently while I laugh at you. -----New Brilliant Idea-----

Self-driving Tesla


Game------changed..... It would be legen....wait for it and I hope you are not lactose intolerant....dairy.

LEGENDARY!

----Baconator

WLIIA/TPIR/HIMYM

Its been some slow days at work lately so I have had time to browse the internet like in the good ol' days.   I have been catching up on reading memes and most importantly my "Who's Line is it Anyway?"  This was one of my favorite shows when I was younger and I have truly enjoyed it lately.  I am very excited for the come back of this show on July 16th.  Look for it folks its gonna be a great time.

--Narwhal

Wow....seriously Narwhal?

We are supposed to be working not pillaging the internet for women and burning villages. There is treasure to be looted and your sitting over there watching Who's line is it freakin anyway. I mean really that show has been off for I don't even know how long. Drew Carey is now Bob Barker.....which reminds me I love The Price is Right. It is a much better show than Who's line. Its an american classic. ITs the definition of capitalism. I  mean even Barney Stinson knows that which reminds me the final season of How I met Your Mother starts this year and that makes me a sad panda. But enough about that. I think I've made my point.

---Baconator

Why I hate BleacherReport

So the other day I was walking down the street and I looked up and noticed the BleacherReport logo in the window. Suddenly I was filled with rage. I wanted to go up into their office and tell every single person who thinks that they are a journalist in there that they are a complete toolbag and should never ever ever share their opinions on sports ever ever ever. I mean really. Have you been to their site? Its absolutely terrible. The rankings of various sports related stuff are so far wrong that the general audience thinks they are joking. BleacherReport is like the ONION of sports except that BleacherReport is not trying to be FUNNY! I mean really! Come on! Anyway enough with my ranting. I just wanted to share. ---Baconator.

More to come later.

Why TESLA is the future of Cars.

TESLA is the most awesome thing since the invention of the automobile. In fact, I was on yahoo the other day and I was extremely offended that they mentioned the TESLA MODEL S as a hybrid. I mean that is outrageous. ITS AN AWESOME AND OVER THE TOP ELECTRIC CAR. IT HAS NO ENGINE. HOW CAN IT BE A HYBRID WHEN IT HAS NO ENGINE??? Anyway, enough ranting, so I want one and am determined to obtain one as my next car.  TESLA is the future and as soon as they can create a car that is in the $30,000 range, then all other companies are straight up screwed. ---Baconator. 
P.S. < To be continued >